Good Idea For Owners Of Defunct Jackson Show Tickets

Dennis sent me this idea.....
"Fans will be able to use their Michael Jackson concert tickets to attend his funeral. Five lucky fans will be chosen to go back stage and look at and touch Michael in his coffin. Janet Jackson will be showing fans her tits after the funeral."
.....which after i thought abut it for a seoncd seemed pretty good. They could ship the dead child molester to Britain and carry his child molesting carcass around the arena and I am sure the ticket holders would like that just as much as seeing the 50 year old noseless zombie stagger through some songs and dances. In fact this would be better, he wouldn't get winded and people could get up to take a piss or go get a beer and come back and never miss anything because Jackson would just be laying there. But I don't know about Janet's tits. Latoya had better lookin' ones; she could fingerfuck herself on stage or something, that would be good.