The States Seceding From The United States

I think all the States ought to secede from the Federal Government. They can adopt a sort of "mascot" federal government that has absolutely no authority, if they wish, maybe the Budweiser Corporation, or maybe a stray cat. I think America would be a lot better offf without Washington DC. Nobody even know what the fuck that is. It ain't even a State. Why the fuck is it there. It's the United States. Not the United States and one tiny, asshole-filled, independent cancerous District sucking up everyones' property and lives. Fuck this shit. Let's all just leave Washington. Who the fuck need 'em. Without us they'd rot. All they do is fuck the rest of the Country. What are the 50 States putting up with this shit for? Cause they think they'd be lost without a bunch of gay alcoholic child molesting Masonic Baal-worshipers who are afraid of everything and everybody? We NEED these guys??? They're fucking leeches. Slimey crawling leeches. And their fucking LEADER, cuz he sure ain't MY leader, is making friends with everyone who wants us dead and kissing the hand of the leader of the Muslims, our worst enemy. I mean, Jesus Christ, can the States be any WORSE off breaking ties with Washington? Obama's a fucking loose cannon and his followers in Washington, both houses of Congress, can't push him around on the deck fast enough. He'll fucking shoot the whole ship to pieces. Really, enough already. Fuck Washington. Washington's sucking the life and spirit out of the whole Nation. We ought to declare Washington DC a hostile nation. We'll make 'em a deal: we keep the Mexicans, they're so goddamn in love with the fuckers, and Washington DC leaves the Country. That's the deal. We all chip in and send everyone in Congress and the White House to Saudi Arabia, where Obama's king lives. Let the Muslims deal with them.