Obama's First 100 Days

Chicken legs eaten: 300,000. Bones cleared off floor: zero. Dances danced: none (this is the only tone-deaf, tin-eared, uncoordinated, rhythm-free nigger in history. Even as a nigger he's fucked up.) Muslims praised: all of them. White people who kiss his ass: almost all of them. White House toilets clogged with cocaine paraphernalia: 3. Bongs littered throughout White House: 15. Gay parties held: 5. Times he's fucked Michelle: zero. Times he's blurted "I hate this fucking Country": 3,000. Times he's bowed to Mecca: 500. Blowjobs received from men: 47; 48 counting the one from Hillary.