Obama Daughters Become Cheerleaders

Here is a picture of the two Obama daughters on their first day as cheerleaders for D'dwingdwi High in Ngorongoro. " We showlee duz lub de chee-leedin', yowza," exclaimed Louizee, the older of the two girls. "Nat-tinal Geo-grappik, dey hee awl de tyme takin' pitchiz, ite," the other daughter, Detwinga, chimed in. "We dom'ts happta wear tops cuz we iz cunsidid Africans. And so we get ta circumulotivate de dress code ub de sibilized woild," Louizee said. "De lawz wuz made foe white peepoe," Detwinga reminded. "Note foe ussuns naygrahz."