Marriage Between Faggots And Clam Slammers

I can't believe I haven't actually said anything about this topic. This is an easy one: as Howard Stern used to more or less say, if they want to be as miserable as the rest of us, have at it. I can't see why this is even an issue. The issue OUGHT to be, should there be ANY kind of marriage. Here's the answer: no. Nobody even knows what the fuck it IS. Some fucking voodoo fucker invented it, most likely a nigger. Wouldn't that be just perfect, though?...the one thing niggers invented; and it's fucking marriage. The most idiotic idea in the history of history. There is not one person on earth that can make one fucking bit of sense out of it. It's like it came out of the ground, this idea, and everyone said, "Hey, great; a perfect way to make everyone even more miserable for the short time they'll be here. Let's go." Can anyone unravel what marriage even the fuck IS? No. It's some "day of the fairiy pricess" where even a fucking hellhound skank can be "beautiful" for one day. And if there's anything "holy" about it, then bring-on Satan, I'll take my chances with him. Instituted by God" ey? What fucking god was that: Moloch? Cthulhu? "Thou shalt not covet they neighbor's wife." Well there's a real easy way to get around that one, stupid: nobody get married. If there's no such fucking THING as a wife there ain't gonna be no fucking problems in this area. That'll knock them Commandments down to 9. The others SORT OF make SENSE, so it's no big deal. It's that wife one that's a real mother fucker. Sure, let the fags and dykes get married, fuck 'em. It'll serve 'em right, the idiots. If they don't know what fucking sex they are it ain't that big of a leap o' logic that they would fight tooth and nail for the "right" to get married. That alone oughta tell the normal people that somethin's wrong with matrimony, if the fags and dykes want it so goddamn bad.