The Donald Trump Show

I watched Celebrity Apprentice again. Here's what I learned. Dennis Rodman gets very excited when the assignment is to design a female cartoon character to sell a product. I also learned that so does Tom Green. I learned that Scott Hamilton has limits to his ability to persuade people named Tom Green to pipe down when Tom Green volunteers to take over the whole project. which if I ws in charge of that crew I would say, "Hey, thanks, now I can relax." I learned that Herchel Walker is convinced that so long as he thinks someone is unwilling to duke it out with him, he owns them. He's real nice about it. But that's how he operates. I learned that Jesse James has a lot of self control and probably is not afraid of anybody, though you would never guess it to watch him. I learned that Dennis Rodman actually has some useful qualities besides wearing womens'' clothing. I know I know: "Why is THAT a useful quality???" I'd rather not go into it right now. It's kind of personal. I learned that some cowboy singer named Black who never takes off his cowboy hat COULD be insane. I learned there's a nigger on the team who after two episodes I still don't know what the fuck he does for a living. I learned that Donald Trump probably deserves to be Donald Trump, no matter how weird his hair and pastic surgery is. As for the women? I dunno, who gives a shit?