Celebrity Apprentice

I have never seen this show until last night. Here's what I learned: Andrew Dice Clay is the biggest douchebag whining obnoxious loser annoying stupid fucking Jew on Jew Planet Earth. HE is the true king of the jews, not jesus. He is so Jewy-Jew he is probably the antichrist. I also learned that he is totally incapable of not fucking up anything he is involved with. Did I mention Trump fired him? Trump should have had him executed, just to do the world a favor. He can and will serve no purppose to anyone ever. He even whined that his kids needed to have him win. He hid behind his children. I bet his kids hate him too. They probly met him at the door when he schlepped back home The First Loser, they probly met him at the door laughing and pointing "HAHAHA YOU SUCK, POP!!!" They probly cant wait to escape the fucker. What am I saying, his kids are probly in their 30's. That makes it even worse, him saying dont fire me Donny, I gut kids. He called Trump Donny. Donny was not impressed. Donald Trump is pretty interesting. He looks like he has everyone's number already. He's like a Mafia leader. He seems real pleasant and diplomatic until he gets annoyed. Then he changes. Then he gets all diplomatic again. His son looks ruthless. The daughter?...I cant figure out if she's got a brain or not. My wife says she's a wizard. I'll have to watch and see. But Trump's pretty sharp, I'll say that for the guy. I don't think I myself would give him any shit. Unless he said something nice about the new nigger of course. that usually tosses my judgement right out the window along with anything withiin my reach. You know the only thing worse than a loudmouth obnoxious Italian? A loudmouth obnoxious Jew trying to PRETEND to be a loudmouth obnoxious Italian. So that, ya know, the Italians get the blame for what the Jew is doing. This is crossing the line, Jewboy fucking Clay, or whatever the fuck your real name is. Schmuckovitz. Hey, let me check Google, Jew, find out who the fuck you really are. Hold on. fatso. Ok: Andrew Clay Silverfuckingstein. It might as well be Jewy Jewman. A fucking shitface Jew bastard trying to pretend he's a rough tough mobster Italian. Who hides behind his kids. You fucking douchebag Jew bastard creep. I bet even Jews hate you, you pudding-faced lobster. You oughta be the eleventh commandment: "Thou shall not let Andrew Dice Jew on your show." Now I'm pissed off at Trump for even letting him appear. At least he came to his fucking senses early. Hey, Silverstein, you had all three Trumps and everyone, including Dennis Rodman, the biggest reetard in history, thinking you were a fucking loser worthless piece of shit. Oh, and get this: he's sitting there under the gun, and his own team is turning on him and Trump is tryiing to keep from having him thrown off the 40th floor of the building, and that bastard Jew bastard, he starts doing fucking SCHTICK! He starts doing Stallone and Travolta. More Italians, you'll notice. He should be doing impersonations of his own kind: Red Buttons and Ed Wynn, and all the other shitty Jew comics of his caliber. And then he starts creeping-out the receptionist in Trumps main office. He starts hitting on her like a fucking deranged rapist. He starts "putting the moves" on 'er. And in Silverstein-wannabe-mobster it's all "Hey, cunt, you NEED to get fucked by me, whore, cuz whoever yer fuckin' now, I'll kick his ass WHILE you're blowin' 'im and show you who's the real man around here." And she's all trying to pretend none of this is goin' on. She wasn't no bimbo either. It was probly Trump's fuckin' neice. Fucking Clayverstein. What a fuckin' idiot putz. Fucker has no shame. You can't insult the guy. He's clueless. He's a fuckin' dolt. A fuckin' slug. Niggers would puke at his arrival. Mexicans would kick him outa their house for bein' too big a mess. Pigs at a trough would back way snorting and disgusted when Clay knelt down to join them. There is no person or species pathetic and lacking in enough personal pride to classify him with. He's a freak of the whole solar system. He wouldn't be welcome on a dead planet. the moon would spit him back into space. Maggots wouldn't approach his dead body. You could chum the oceans with his shredded body parts and all the sharks would swim ashore. Lava would go around him. His food probly shoots through his system and out his ass undigested just to be outa there. His shit probly smells better than he does.