Bruce Jenner

Bruce Jenner now looks like a 90-year-old angry cleaning lady from England. Who needs to have her hair done. If he was put on a leash and walked down the street by Joan Rivers he would look like her ugly dog. He no longer looks human. He doesn't even look aboriginal. He looks like a deranged angler fish. When you are a man and you start getting plastic face surgery done at 30 with yearly booster-adjustments, by the time you are 90 you look like you've been steamrolled across wet restaurant laundry. If you were marooned in a lunatic asylum assembly room and he was one of the inhabitants, he is the one you would be the most afraid of. That's how bad he looks. You would run over to the side of the room containing the serial killers and seek their protection. It isn't likely they would give it to you. They'd be afraid of him too. He lives in the Kardashian household. How did he get there? He probably just walked in and stayed. Everyone else there is so dimwitted they would not have noticed. Only the pets would have realized that they had been invaded. None would have objected. their fear factor wouldhave been too high. He could chase lions off a kill just by crawling over. They would bolt from the carcass in a unified rush to a safe distance, turn once to see if they were being chased, and then trot away to seek new prey. The nearby hyenas and jackels and flies would flee too. That's how vile he looks. His expression is like a verticle plate of regurgitated shredded rat stomachs. Death by explosion will only help his appearance. If the Muslims fly planes into his face they will be given heroes' burials by Homeland Security. If Bruce Jenner is ever selected for a tv roasting everyone on earth will show up to put their names in for a chance to say a few words. And when all 5 billion people are done saying their worst about him they still will not have exhausted all the available material his face will provide. You look at Bruce Jenner and you are completely cured of your uneasiness at looking at victims of tree-chipper accidents. You can immediately enroll in courses in forensic anthropology and never even request gloves or a mask during lab examinations. He is NOT easy to look at. Dennis Ousley says he is the male Greta Van Susteren. HAHAHAHA. But, ya know, revolting and putrid and vile and disgusting and sickening and voraciously ugly as her face is, I'm thinking Bruce Jenner might have the edge on her for sheer, skin-cell for skin-cell pure
face sewage. OH, and you have to remember this!....Bruce Jenner has had his face surgically altered by experts - apparently in the field of motion picture special effects and make-up wizardry - to get constructed for himself a genuinely professionally
crafted face of sheer science fiction hideousness. Whereas Greta Van Susteren has had nothing done to her face at all. She is just, bam, right there, right up front, genuine article, no artificial ingredients, pure, as nature decided, butt fuck bad dream super skankload bucket o' fish-heads puke-ugly. Bruce Jenner on the other hand has taken it to a hole nubba lebbil and entered the world of nightmare and supernatural hell.