Dancing With Maxsim Chmerkovskiy

Maxsim Chmerkovskiy is a Russian product of the Marxist Revolution wherin everyone with any intelligence was executed and the stupid people were all elevated to positions of power. This actually resulted, over a period of about 100 years, in the third generation, of which Maxsim is a product, of this form of Darwinism In Reverse, this mad science resulted in a creature named Maxsim Chmerkovskiy. Max, who I will now call Maxine for convenience, having no ability to interact with other humans other than on the level of a chimpanzee interacting with a stick, he took up dancing. Ballroom dancing, which, in its competition variety, does not looks like dancing so much as it looks like two hyperactive epileptics on meth being constantly electrocuted with wires attached to the plasma particle collider in Switzerland.
Some men enter this sport and as a result are turned into very interesting-to-watch dance partners of scantily clad, serpent-like women with long bare legs and really great asses and pussies. Other men are turned into preening, self-centered, mean-streaked assholes who are pissed because they never get to dance alone or with other men but with something with a vagina. Maxine is one of these men. Maxine was given as his partner Denise Richards, of the two people whose tits are showing in the above pictures, she is the one, of the two, Barak Obama would not want to fuck. Barak would have eyes for Maxine. If Barak could of course wear the dress. That would end the relationship before it even began: Maxine does not like people who wear dresses, no matter what they might have underneath. Maxine was born in a peculiar corner of russia called the Ukraine. The Ukranians, you may recently remember, got attacked by Russia and the Ukranians got all pissed because we didn't come to their rescue and begin WW3. What can we learn from this???? THAT UKRANIANS ARE PROBABLY JEWS!!!!! Why??? Because as we have learned from previous posts, Jews do nothing for themselves. They whine and nag and gripe and complain and weep and wail and mourn and lament that everybody hates them. And this is true: they turn on anyone who tries to help them. They turned on Yahweh, the creator of the universe and told him to go fuck himself. I guess he did cause he created Jesus, an exact duplicate, only in the physical universe, just like us named Jesus and God sent Jesus to the Jews to rescue them and they turned on Jesus, the superbeing with magic powers who wanted to rescue them, and make them rulers of the earth, they turned on his help and executed him in the most agonizing manner known at the time. Faced with extermination by the Nazis the rest of the world rescued them and gave them their own country and they keep complaining because they want their own country but they dont want their own country and they want to be liked but they dont want to be liked and they want everyone to send them money but they dont want to pay it back and even the Arabs, the - by far - the shittiest race of people ever to crawl the earth, even THEY hate the Jews. And nobody even knows why. Nobody even ever thinks to ask. I guess because everyone else hates the Jews too and so they figure Welcome Aboard to the Arabs. So, what I'm saying is, the Jews are fucked up, and have been for 5,000 years!!! And they are still here and stilll the fucking historical center of attention. How do they do it? Beats the shit outa me. So Maxine is probably one of these people. Of all the Jews, as bad as they all are, the Russian-Baltic-Slavic Jews are by far the worst. And by worst I mean the most annoying. Or "Jewy" in other words. Maxine is one of these people. He had this hot piece of ass dance partner, who is worth ten million times what he is and who actually is POPULAR, and has made more money for Hollywood than Maxine has made for Asshole Dance Studios, or wherever the fuck he works when he isn't emotionally browbeatiing actresses on national tv. You know, you would THINK, that Charlie Sheen, he's so fucking tough and macho and virile and with gonads a-plenty, would have at some point, just because Denise Richards is HIS TWO DAUGHTERS' MOTHER, that he would have dropped by and kicked Maxine in the vagina. Just to set him straight that nobody fucks with Denise Richards and makes her life miserable unless they're married to her. So Charlie the whoremonger has gone even farther down in my estimation than Maxine. Maxine's a fuckiing Bolshevik Jew. He can't fucking HELP himself. Charlie Sheen had some upbringing in a modern country. On the other hand, in Charlie's defense, Maxine does look genuinely deranged. Believe me, we know our own. This guy is a fucking keg of U-238 waiting to go critical. He's got so many issues they're hangin' out his asshole and draggin' on the ground farther than the gelatinized boy-jizz trailing out Obama's ass.