Why The Stock Market Fell

It all had to do with the Mexicans. No one else will ever tell you this because it is the truth. Nobody tells the truth anymore. They are afraid. Their wives will get mad at them. But here is the truth. At some point about fifteen years ago American Industry noticed that illegal Mexicans were buying lots of Gerbers baby food and Huggies diapers. So they changed the labels to Mexican. Other industries noticed that Gerber and Huggies were writing Mexican words on their labels. Other industries did the same thing. Even though Mexicans might not be buying those products. The thinking was, well, they're buying baby food and diapers, that's for sure, by the fucking TON: maybe Mexican labels on OUR products will attract their attention. So American Industry made a big move toward Mexicanization. The Feds noticed this because Industry told them. They said "We like Mexicans." the Feds said ok: more sales for you means more extorted taxes for us: we're in.
A sort of "positive mind set toward illegals from the countries of Hispania" was established. Meanwhile the Mexicans were very busy buying houses. Nobody noticed this but me. they would buy a house and move 50 low-paid workers into it to pool the mortgage. Mexicans living 50 to a house was Valhalla considering where they came from: living 50 to a cardboard box. The house sellers said, "Shit, these fuckers can pay this house price easy, no sweat. Do you suppose if we up the price 20 grand they can still make the payments?" Turns out those rascal Mexicans sure could. They just moved 75 people into a house instead of just 50. Over the years the house sellers just said fuck it, raise the price of houses some more: let's see what happens. What happened was that the Mexicans just moved more workers in low paying jobs into the houses and they all still pooled their dough to make the payments. Eventually a piece of shit in Pacoima was costing NINE HUNDRED THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS! One day in the not too distant past, radio talk show noisemakers started screaming about illegal aliens. Washington panicked and tried to legalize everyone on earth as an American citizen. People flooded bureaucrats with complaints. The bureaucrats became frightened and backed off. They even took some baby steps to deport people. The Mexicans said "Ai carumba, eet's getteeng kind of dicey here my fren, let's vamoose home (which would be everywhere south of Texas) until things cool off."
A lotta houses suddenly had no people in them. Not a credit ding to an ilegal! Leaving was no problem to them!! Gambles made on housing futures going up all collapsed. Loans vanished to Mexico. Everything fell apart. Now prices on everything are dropping and that is considered Bad News. Not to me.