what halloween means to me

It’s almost halloween. I love halloween: tiny little Democrats of the future come to the door making threats and demanding payment, or else. Actually they’re more honest than Democrats. They dont say they’re going to redistribute the candy. We know they’re going to keep it. They also dont come to the door dressed as angels: they come dressed as demons. When they get older and run for office they’ll dress as angels. And promise to give the loot away. They’ll also have more clout to get the loot than just a verbal ultimatum. They’ll have the law behind them. Halloween: it’s American politics performed by children. No wonder its so fucking scary.