The Constitution Cult

   It's hard for me to believe that there is something I would discuss here on Blogging Time Fantastico that I would not discuss on Facebook, but there actually is: my ennui about the Constitution; i would never confess that on Facebook. You see, all of the people that I allow myself to communicate at all with on Facebook are all right wing fanatics or Libertarians or fringe mental cases who think there are conspiracies everywhere - which I just now realized the Left does not have: the Left has no conspiracy theorists among them. Just the Right. Why IS that. Where was I. Oh, yes, the Constitution. I don't like it. I don't want to change the Constitution, I dont want to "preserve" it, I don't want to alter it, I don't want to rewrite it. I want to be free from it.
   Now, the problem with an American saying he wants to be free of the Constitution, well, this is too much for any John Wayne devotee to bear. It does not matter to these people that John Wayne never spoke a word on film that somebody else didn't write. Was John Wayne ever consulted regarding his opinon of the Constitution as a guarantor of what it itself defines as "liberty"? No. Of course not. He would have gotten pissed at the idea of having such a conversation. Because John Wayne probably never read the Constitution. And who could blame him: it's unreadable except by a socially-warped detail freak devoted to random lists of orders and commands.
    You may have noticed that neither the Democratic Party or the Republican Party or the Libertarian Party or the Communist Party or the Socialist Party or the Green Party or the Atheist Party....have a problem with the Constitution! That's because the Constitution is what makes their existences possible! THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS A POLITICAL PARTY BEFORE THE CREATION OF THE AMERICAN CONSTITUTION!!!!  Yes, it's true, isn't it wonderful?....."democracy" was bequeathed to the world by the men in genital-revealing toreador trousers as they ceremoniously crushed all the life out of the Revolutionary War and rendered all of its unprecedented accomplishments and possibilities null and void.
   The world of political parties and the nightmare of socialism called "democracy" that envelops the globe, the theories of Marx, the advancement of New Age Mysticism and astrology and earth worship and all the resurrecting forms of demon worship that propelled the now-missing cultures of pre-Israelite history are now all in full blossom and fruit-bearing harvest once again thanks to the Founding Fathers and their arrogant presumption that they and they alone knew the rules of progress and society and right and wrong and legal and illegal and what was yours and what was not and their allowing you to offer to them and not Yahweh the tithe. Otherwise known as taxes. The constitution is as much an act of rebellion against the Creator as Adam and Eve's eating of the forbidden fruit was. And it's not an accident. The Christian assholes declaring that this is a Christian country founded on Christian principles are either  active agents of Satan or they have not read the Constitution. Most likely they have not read the Constitution. Nobody has. Nobody has even been tempted. All instinctively know without reading it that it is a tedious bore-fest intended only for those destined to enforce it, which very likely is not you and never will be you. Because only a presumptuous narcissist would ever run for any of the offices created by the presumptuous narcissist and rebellious mystical mystery-worshipping pagans of the Constitutional Congress. There is nothing Christian about the Constitution, there is nothing Christian about Washington DC and there is nothing Christian about your town council. They are all entities of coercion and confiscation and kidnapping wrapped in a smile, a few edicts of self-creation and a air of superiority to you and your poor unelected, unappointed inferior lot in life, you, you poor abandoned unfortunate who has no magical mystical power and no magical mystical office of rule.