Wednesday, May 16, 2012

John Travolta Accused Of Faggotry For The Three Thousandth Time

John Travolta is being sued again, or accused of lusting after penises not his own again, this time by two or three people all at once. And of course John Travolta is quick and vehement in his denials. I mean why would anyone even think that John Travolta is a faggot. He was in Saturday Night Fever for Christ sake. He even danced. No, there were no love scenes, and if anything that just proves he is not gay, cause if he was gay he would have not only have had a love scene he would have had one with a man. AND he was also once in a movie with Lily Tomlin who is clearly heterosexual. I mean she is always in the gossip sheets with one hunk or another, fucking her legs off with cock and sucking dick till the cows come home. Plus John Travolta just doesnt LOOK like a queer. He looks like Randolph Scott on steroids and you just don't get any manlier than that. It just seems like he is the go-to boy for fag litigation, is all. Like as though he has been targeted by the heavenly skies above to be involved in this sort of thing over and over again with never a mention of anyone else in hollywood as a closet fag other than Tom Cruise. And people have altogether stopped accusing Tom Cruise of being a homosexual because he legally pounced upon anyone who would even hint of such a thing. Tom Cruise is not a homosexual, ok? If you are thinking about saying that he is, let me give you some advice, think about something else right now, ok? There will be none of that here. As far as this blog is concerned Tom Cruise is not a man who delights in the feel of another man's hand or lips on his cock. Ok? Got it? Good.John Travolta on the other hand?.....the poor fellow just cant catch a break from the homosexual accusations. Why does this happen over and over and over again to him? I can only think of one reason: because he is not gay. He is the only heterosexual in Hollywood and therefore must be destroyed. That is the only theory that makes ANY sense.

1 Comments:

At May 18, 2012 at 12:57 AM , Blogger Cap'n Bob said...

Uh, JJ, Randolph Scott was also accused of being gay. Not that I want to believe it. But Travolta? Like a tree full of chickadees.

 

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