Why We Need The Kardashians

Me and cecily actually sat through an episode of the Kardashians. when it was over cecily was working on a cryptogram and said "i am blazing right through this one!!" i said "your brain has been given a positive boost of energy; it just observed an entire episode of the Kardashians and realized 'I can NEVER become THAT stupid as all those people!!' and felt a surge of power and optimism!" Cecily looked at me and said finally "You know - you could be right!!"

Watching the Kardashians boosts your self esteem. they make even squalid revolting behavior seem virtuous by comparison to their mental level of functioning.

This is why jesus loves us; because we are not kardashians.

"Behold I say unto you, though your sins be as scarlet they are as bright, righteous diamonds aglow with virtue compared to a Kardashian and their companions on their best and most gloriously holy day."_____Chad, Knit 1; Pearl 2.