Kelly Fucking Osbourne

I've about had a fucking bellyful of Kelly Osbourne. Oh dear!...I must not say a bad word about REE AHH NAHHHH!! I must not criticize her green shoe and her red shoe on the Fashion Police. "Oh, don't say that about Riannah!! I went to school with her CAT, you see!!" Jesus, she JUST KNOWS EVERYONE DON'T YOU KNOW! Well yeah, bitch, the whole free world idolizes your fucking FATHER! No wonder everyone was over at the house. "OH DONT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT KATIE HOLMES' DRESS!! SHE WAS HOLDING ME WHEN I WAS BAPTIZED!!" Fuck you. She should have swung you into a marble abutment. "OH DEAH!! DONT CRITICIZE THE QUEENS ATTIAH!! SHE PAINTED MY BEDROOM WHEN I WAS A BABY!!" Nobody on the Fashion Police can say anything about anyone because, oh dear, Kelly knows them personally, they were very instrumental in her growing up. "Why are you even watching the Fashion Police anyway, faggot?" Hey, it doesn't matter, don't change the subject. Kelly Osbourne has done nothing in her life except become famous for dropping 100 pounds on a dance show. Oh look! - the hundred pounds is back on her fat ass again!! Never mind!! She has no useful talents, she has no skills, she has no work history, she has no knowledge of anything except who she knows but OH FUCKING DEAR DONT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT DEH-MEE!! Fuck Demi. And fuck Kelly Osbourne. And what the fuck, fuck you.