Nancy Grace

Nancy Grace will be debuting on Dancing With The Stars in two days and today on TMZ i saw her doing the cha cha in the TMZ offices and doing the cha cha correctly and with vibrant enthusiasm. This has so depressed me that I have fled from Facebook in shame. I have spent the last two weeks predicting that she will be a calamity on the scale of a gigantic flow of molten magma across America. And now it looks like she could actually win the contest. She has the right attitude, she is immune to abuse, she lets ridicule bounce right off her and worst of all there is actually nothing to actually ridicule about her ability. Naturally this has depressed me more than the landing at Normandy depressed Hitler. It has left me doubting my own sanity. I have been defeated by Nancy Grace. If there is a lower rung of hell to be dangling by your fingers on I don't know of it. The terrorists have won.