Me And Facebook

If there is one good thing that can be said about Facebook it is that it gives you a shocking daily lesson about how stupid all your Facebook friends are. The reason it is shocking is because if you are normal, which most of the people on Facebook are not, the people who you have culled from the general facebook population to be your "friends" are every bit as stupid as the people you have rejected as "friends," the only difference being their motivation for being stupid: the people I have as "friends" are not beating me over the head with their stupidity as would the people I defriend or never become friends with in the first place. Even among my "friends" which number apparently a hundred and thirty....about 120 of them are "blocked" so that i dont have to see their daily postings which are inanely stupefying and center around their pets and their gullibility regarding Facebook scams. Because there are a LOT of people who thing Facebook is actually real, a separate planet, a safe haven for their imbecilic brain static and loose cranial wiring discharges which take the form of self congratulatory expressions of goodwill and gentle caring, usually typed with their elbows so's not to get donut glaze onto the keys whereas Facebook is actually a creeping marketing computer program that learns your likes and dislikes about everything and sends appropriate messages about you to sellers and con artists and agencies of the government involved with putting people into prison. Facebook is basically a weapon which you turn upon yourself to see how long it takes for Facebook to destroy you. The only people Facebook is not a threat to are 7 year old girls whose Facebook vocabulary is limited to the word "Yaaaaaay!" If you say the word yaaaaaay in print on an electronic public medium you are probably - unlike the President of the United States - not going to be selling fully automatic shoulder -braced weapons to the Mexicans so they can shoot American citizens on American turf.