Washington DC

You cannot start any kind of trouble in a saloon full of drunks by saying something bad about Washington DC. You will only get universal cheers and perhaps a few free drinks. Nobody has any LOYALTY to Washington DC. Nobody will EVER defend Washington DC in a bar fight. You can walk into a bar and say "Kentucky can suck my COCK!!!" and at least ONE person will rise up out of his chair and amble on over to you and say "Y'all gut a problem with Kaintukky aiyisssshowell??" You go into a bar and say "Albuquerque can suck my fucking COCK!!!" and someone will rouse themselves from a drunken stupor over in the corner and shamble over to you in their Navajo blanket and say "White-eyes lie: now white-eyes die." Washington DC is not a State. Washington DC is not a PART of the United States. Washington DC is not a city within a State. Washungton DC is not a County or a town. It's a "district." Like District 9. Lie district 9 it's full of ugly aliens. But unlike the District 9 aliens they dont want to get away. They want to kill the 50 States. They been at it for 250 years and it looks like there's finally a President who knows clearly what the real job of Washington DC is, and he just might get that job done. One think negroes have a real good track record of in human history is wrecking the place and turning it into dust, where they then live comfortably for tens of thousands of years.