Thursday, July 1, 2010

Facebook


I've been spending a lotta time on Facebook. I don't think I actually accomplish anything there. I have managed to run-off anyone who disagrees with me enough to engage me in an attempted debate. People want to debate with me about my opinions and likes and dislikes, I guess in order to get me to be more like THEM. Like, say, if I don't want illegal aliens in the Country there are - there were - some people who wanted to either call me names - which I have no problem with, I prefer that to debates - or they were compelled to offer "arguments." "Arguments" are things you use in courts of law in order to influence a judge into making a decision that is in line with your wants. Usually you have someone other than you trying to convince the judge to not see things your way but rather to see things his way. This is called "courtroom crap." Courtroom crap is fine if you are a lawyer or a judge and are fleecing the public and the defendant of his funds so that you can be a lawyer or a judge. But I'm just a guy on facebook. I don't need to convince anyone of anything because I'm not a lawyer or a judge. I'm just a guy on Facebook. So I do not engage these people in debates. They are always - these people who feel compelled to debate me - a species of inhabitant in America called "liberals." Like most things in politics, "liberal" has no meaning. It has a sort of generalized something or other that "conservatives" sort of know about and do not approve of and want outlawed or put a stop to or whatever. All this arguing is a result of us living in a "democracy" - which the Conservatives" insist on calling a "republic." As though one is better or worse that the other. The onyl difference between a democracy and a republic is that it takes a little bit longer for a republic to become a socialist pesthole. With a democracy it happens a lot quicker. Actually what we have here in America is people on the public payroll trying to eradicate the people on the private payroll by taking more and more money from them until the people on the private payroll are gone. I dont know what the people on the public payroll expect to do to get money when the people on the private payroll are gone. I guess they don't care, they'll worry about that when it happens. Oddly, the people on the private payroll are all convinced that the people on the public payroll are More Essential than themselves so they give them all the money the people on the public payroll demand. In a "crisis" the people on the public payroll threaten to vanish. "Then what will you do!!!" they tell the people on the private payroll. This always scares the people on the private payroll into continuing to let the people on the public payroll take money from them. So the debaters always want to present "arguments" and "reasoned analyses" of things that I say. Sometimes I will say things just to test the waters to see if there are any debaters left monitoring my facebook remarks. Saying something positive about Christianity will usually bring these people out into the open, saying "nigger" NEVER fucking fails, venting some tirade against non-honest atheists (as opposed to just plain atheists who I don't have any attitude towards one way or the other) usually creates a disturbance in the Force, and I actually do keep myself in check most of the time on Facebook even though a lot of people there think I am out of control. I could GO out of control but I don't feel like it. Facebook has never done anything to me that I know of, I see no reason to go out of control there. A lot of my "friends" - you only have friends on Facebook, they do not have an Enemies category - a lot of my "friends" are people who have some familiarity with me as a comedy writer. They more or less see me as someone who agrees with THEM already. Even before I say anything. I usually always agree with my "fans" if you can call them that because they would not be fans unless they liked what wrote. Everything I write for money has a common - let's call it right-wing - tone. Because I am a - let's call it - a right-winger. I am also a Christian so while I might put in a ton of blasphemy and lampooning of Christianity and filth and break all the commandments that you can break using a keyboard, I do not ever write AGAINST Christianity because that would make no sense to me. And I suppose people who are Christians pick up on this, So the Christian Right is what I usually end-up with as "fans." The Christian Right does not usually feel the need to "debate." So I never get-into it with them. The Left needs to debate everything 24 hours a day forever. So I get rid of them as soon as possible otherwise I would be debating all the time. Hell to me will be Satan debating all the inhabitants and if you don't debate back he sticks a pitchfork in your ass cheeks real hard. Which I would call a lose-lose situation. The kind Satan likes. Oh, that's another thing, I actually believe the Bible but I detest Creationists. This weeds out the Astoundingly Stupid right wingers from my fan list. I also chase off the Christian Saints: the Christians who keep ledgers on other Christians behavior and comment on it. "You call yourself a Christian and yet you talk about Jesus' penis???" They usually dont capitalize penis either which I think you shoiuld do when it's Jesus' Penis you are talking about. As you may have noticed if you are the Chinese guy who makes comments here in Chinese characters, I have not been around my own blog for a while. In fact, not since I went on Facebook. However I notice that I am becoming unmotivated on Facebook. I have chased off all the debaters, and all the rest are people who have lives and so dont spend a lot of time on Facebook. Facebook started out as a kind of network for kids. Then adults found out it was sort of fun and all the kids left because who wouldnt? I am sure the kids are doing something else no one knows aobut yet because kids, up until the time puberty hits, are smarter than adults and other kids who have hit puberty. So I am sure they are fine. Meanwhile Facebook is a kind of.....I hate to say gay..... but it's kind of a gay corner drug store with no drugs where you talk about your kids and grandkids and where you just went or where you just got back from. It's like a party line on the phone in the 50's. Except it's a lot harder to get laid on Facebook because everyone on facebook is paranoid someone in the government is listening or that there is a permanent record of everything you type. Well they're right about that second part.

9 Comments:

At July 4, 2010 at 2:01 AM , Blogger 湘均湘均 said...

人有兩眼一舌,是為了觀察倍於說話的緣故。............................................................

 
At July 4, 2010 at 2:25 AM , Blogger jj solari said...

me aglee - yerrow skin velly ugry.

 
At July 4, 2010 at 7:54 AM , Blogger Backwater said...

Well, that's the way it is when you leave your social circle for another social circle which tis not social or a circle; to use an old term, square. And in addition it is yes a court is two guys trying to persuade a third guy who doesn't know shit about the problem to judge who is the winner.
Happens every day in divorce court.
Few people know that fact. Every time I see you have an extended thought I open a cold beer because I know it's going to take awhile to digest, not the beer. I am no longer amazed at the number of dip shits that one runs accross on a daily bases. "Shit happens, but you don't have to step in it" is my anchor to the farris wheel.

 
At July 8, 2010 at 12:04 AM , Blogger 溫緯李娟王季 said...

nice job! waiting for your new artical........................................................

 
At July 10, 2010 at 5:50 AM , Blogger JasonBirk佳琪 said...

人有兩眼一舌,是為了觀察倍於說話的緣故。............................................................

 
At July 10, 2010 at 5:52 AM , Blogger 姿柯瑩柯dgdd憶曾g智曾 said...

nice to know you, and glad to find such a good artical!..................................................................

 
At July 12, 2010 at 6:00 AM , Blogger 偉軍 said...

No one knows the weight of anothers burden. ............................................................

 
At July 14, 2010 at 12:56 AM , Blogger jj solari said...

me likee chinee ladee. show me good time today????

 
At July 15, 2010 at 7:26 AM , Blogger Backwater said...

ya know, this is really fucked up.

 

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