Friday, January 29, 2010

Johnny Weir Update


I know this has been anxiously awaited, more news about Johnny Weir. Well, it turns out he is a total douche after all. I guess I should have known that, based on - well, 10,000 different things that would be obvious to someone who never even heard of him, they're that fucking blatant. Anyway, he folded to the "demands" of PETA. He does not want the emphasis to be on his costume. Oh, really? When did THAT start? Of course, unless someone does a DNA test on the left arm of the costume - which is where the dead fox is - it could be he's lying. He claims the flap is too distracting. It's interrupting his concentrating. He has an entire 8 week series on Sundance currently being broadcast screaming-out how fucking "outrageous" he is and in which he shows his naked glutes and parades around in bikini pants, and none of this is interrupting his concentration. PETA however is. I just ain't buyin' it. I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, MR. WEIR!" Oh, shoot, the cake I was baking just fell because i yelled. OH POO!!!

3 Comments:

At January 29, 2010 at 2:13 PM , Blogger Bob Frapples said...

A wise-ass old man once said, 'any publicity is good publicity'.

 
At January 29, 2010 at 2:18 PM , Blogger Gringo said...

he looks like a total fag!

 
At January 30, 2010 at 9:29 AM , Blogger Backwater said...

hummm, the frostng is off the cup cake.

 

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