Thursday, September 24, 2009

South African Third Lady



This bloated hippopotamus is one of the three wives of the president of South Africa. South Africa used to be a white country and was the cleanest, wealthiest, best run and safest country in Africa. The niggers were kept outside by a huge guarded fence. This was called "apartheid," which is a Dutch word meaning "no niggers." Then the United States decided that South Africa needed to be turned into a pesthole of violence, blood, chaos, poverty, disease, and dead bodies so we basically threatened South Africa with extinction if they didn't open the gates and let billions of niggers come in and run the place. So they opened the gates and the niggers now run the place and it is just a step above Haiti in shit-per-square-inch. The press described that fucking lampshade on the nigger's head as "a fabulous hat." Yeah, for a circus chimp on a unicycle eating half it's dung and throwing the other half at the audience. Which someone once actually tried to get this Michelle Obama look-alike to do but the unicycle disappeared somewhere as soon as she got on it.

3 Comments:

At September 25, 2009 at 9:29 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since she is such a sweetie we should make her our poster lady. First, we have to get her dressed in a thong...can you imagine how voluptuous she would look! Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I've got love in my tummy....that's what we could tell her and then tie a big bow on her rump and make her a gift to one of the foreign legions who are preparing for civil war!!

 
At September 27, 2009 at 12:50 PM , Blogger nobody said...

My gardener Pedro wears the same outfit.

 
At September 27, 2009 at 4:54 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

i've seen pedro. he looks good in it. i'd do 'im.

 

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