Why Congress Jumps When White People React

You may have noticed that all the shitheads in Congress are freaking out over this vocal tremor of White Rebellion that sometimes slinks into these "town meetings" where some lazyass fuck with a potbelly and a red face and Evangelically Coiffed hair
takes off his coat and parades around in shirtsleeves and a mike to look like "he's-a gettin' down to some harrrrrd work right now my friends, right here in River City." You may have noticed that the Republicans have noticed this and have gotten some measurable size to their testicles, while the Democrats, being even more evil, are digging their heels in but are "leaving a door open" for compromise." Yeah: depending on how rowdy and raucous and rude these White Rebels get. Here's the real reason these Congress People fear White Awareness: they are all terrified that the white people will wake up enough to notice that Congress is not even really necessary. For anything. This is their fear. That white Americans will reazlize that thir "representatives" have never actually represented them and that they never will because they don't actually DO anything except either slow things down or bring things to a halt. They fix nothing. They destroy everything and then say they are going to fix what WE broke. Then they destroy it more. It's always YOU that has to sacrifice. Not them. Why should they? You're sacrificing enough for all of them. God bless you. Pass me the butter, Senator Kennedy, quit hoggin' it all, fatso. BELLLLLLCH. Thanks, Teddy. Pretty good shit.