Ass Press Strikes Again
The Ass Press's big story today is the recall of ten zillian venetian blinds are being recalled because three kids - probably Mexican - died - probably murdered. Naturally there were no details at all as to how a defect in the blinds is causing the deaths of three children. Or any speculation why this recall is underway. Or whether its justified. Because it's the Ass Press: the news source America trusts. And also the only one America hears any news from because it's the Government Press. Obama will now probably outlaw venetian blinds. THIS is something he will come down on hard and with assurance. Not the Muslims. Venetian blinds. Fuckin' nigger: I'm already pissed off about it and it hasn't even happened yet.
posted by jj solari @ 5:34 PM
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2 Comments:
My wife didn't want curtains. Instead we got blinds made for all our windows and doors in either wooded horizontal or fabric verticals and to be honest I do not have an iota of an idea how venetian blinds could cause the death of 3 kids.
well if they are really stupid kids then it would be easy. but this would involve a level of supidity i have not actually seen but have heard exists in some ghetto areas. on the other hand, would a nigger have venetian blinds? Or just towels. Just towels. So I do have a lot of questions. Good luck me getting them from an ace AP journalist.
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