Ass Press Makes Interesting Story Dull

Some kid who was kidnapped in California showed up at a police station 20 years later and said she was the one kidnapped. You would think there would be a lot of interesting news in this item, wouldn't you. Not when it's reported by the Associated Press. I am now going to leave you with as many questions unaswered as the Associated Press left me. Or you can just read the Associated Press's version. They say what I just said only drag it out for 500 words. You will still have a million questions when you are done reading their version. So might as well just read my version. You'll be every bit as frustrated and you will have saved a lot of reading time.