Scots Release Lockerbie Bomber

A million years ago a Muslim - big surprise there - blew up a passenger jet. The Scots just released him from prison to go home to whatever Arab Buttfucker Country he comes from because he is dying of cancer. They claim "Scot Values" demand that he be released. That's like what the Muslim said when he blew up the plane. "Islamic Values" compelled him to do it. I guess if you add the word "values" to the end of something heinous beyond all belief, it makes it ok. "Murderous Values." "Kidnapping Values." "Child Molesting Values." "Fuck Your Mom In The Mouth And Then Kill Her And Then Stick Lit Dynamite Up Her Dead Ass Values." Naturally everyone said "Oh, ok, how virtuous" to this explanation from the TOTALLY FUCKED UP SCOTTISH PEOPLE WHO NEED TO BE FUCKING NUKED!!!!