Another Fine Nigger

This is another fine nigger I can respect. This is the Cream 'o Wheat nigger. He doesn't have one of those Fuck You fuckin' attitudes or one of them uppitty-nigger demeanors. He is thoughtful and considerate. He comes in with a piping hot bowl of nutritious cereal for the white master of the house and he has a big, pleased look on his face, one of happiness mixed with pride. He is honestly employed. The white man trusts him in the kitchen with the knives and the fire and the food and the Negro Man repays the white master with prompt service, and a smile of gratitude, and a faithful devotion to his duties. He does not slink around in the night and rape the master's wife and his young white daughters and steal the silverware and scamper across the lawn with the television set in his arms, NO! He has found his place and he sees that all is now well with himself. No longer is he at the mercy of the elements out on the veldt. The lion does not make him tremble in the night. He is not sick with marlaria every other fucking week. Someday, God willing, he will have a car. A fortunate Negro making his way in the land of the free. The Cream o' Wheat nigger. One who can truly give Sean John Puffy Ciggy Iggy Yogi Bundolo Kofi Combs a run for his money, and do it without scaring half the neighborhood in the process too. And you know what else?....He does all of this service, this selfless homage to the white man's generosity without even having a name!! Uncle Ben: Aunt Jemima; Mrs. Butterfield (don't kid yourself. She's passin'. A high-yella if there ever was one. There's a reason why you only see her through brown glass. It ain't an accident.) - they all have names. Only the Cream o' Wheat man does his job and his duty anonymously. And he does it diligently, on time, and he doesn't call in sick or drunk or drugged or jailed. He is there: the bowl of cereal piping hot in his hand and a big smile of happiness to be of service to the white man on his face. God bless this Most Perfect of Niggers. He is employed in the private sector; he has a sense of responsibility; he was born in this Country; and he is a Christian, not a goddamn fucking motherfucking Muslim Allah-fucking Mohammed sucking faggot boy-loving piece of Hussein-named, Kenyan-born lying piece of fucking nigger SHIT. You could be my President any day of the week, Sir.