What Is A Felony

A felony is an excuse to deny you the right to defend yourself via a firearm, thus knocking you out of the action during a governmental strike against your remaining sovereignty. It's customarily said, this word "felony," in tones most dire and ominous, as though it is by its nature a heinous crime against God, Society, the Law, the Planet, the Environment, the Community - whatever is considered sacred that day. You as an American are deceived into believing that you have a Second Amendment something or other "right" to "bear arms." You do - sort of - if you have never been convicted of a felony. And a felony is any infraction called a felony. Which is about 90% of them, and rising. When EVERYTHING you do is a felony, everyone's guns will be confiscated and everyone will work for the State Employees as their servants IN FACT - in their houses!! - and not just by proxy where they take your salary paid to you by a non government employer. But it's ok: have a beer. Everything will be fine. I'm just raving.