Friday, July 17, 2009

Publisher Reject

I sent a book I wrote to a publisher. It was called "Sharks Don't Eat Dead Niggers." They sent it back and were all infuriated. They could not get past the title. They didn't even look to see if it was fiction or non-fiction or what. I mean if i saw a book with that title on a table in a bookstore i'd at least go "...huh??...." and pick the damn thing up just to see what the hell was goin-on on the inside of the thing. "...this a science book?....a novel?.....a autobiography?.....sharks REALLY don't eat dead niggers?....." I'd, ya know, want to at least flip some pages, see if i could get a clue. The publisher people never got to the page flipping stage. At least not so's they would admit to it. "We are sorry to have to inform you that the title of this book exceeds our standards of decency. We wish you all the best in finding a publisher elsewhere."

6 Comments:

At July 17, 2009 at 12:32 PM , Blogger Mick said...

Would say sharks are smarter than white folk these days. Wasn't that long ago where the niggers couldn't piss in the same toilet as a white man. Not today. Today the white man will clean the toilet after the nigger pisses.

Anyway, would love to see the pictures depicting where a shark ignores a dead floating nigger.

Hope a nigger opened up the package that contained your book....what a great comedy skit this would make. HAHAHA!!

Being the racist I am I'm still laughing my ass off....

 
At July 17, 2009 at 12:33 PM , Blogger nobody said...

Sharks Don't Eat Dead Niggers because they think its whale shit!

 
At July 17, 2009 at 2:08 PM , Blogger Mick said...

Jesus H...whale shit!! If you're able to get it published I want a copy cause I'm still laughing my ass off!!

 
At July 17, 2009 at 4:14 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

i'm gonna steal that remark about now nigger not only piss where we piss but we thank them and wipe up for them and put their cocks back inside their pants for them. HAHAHAHAHAHA i dont know what the fuck i'm laughin at it aint funny.

 
At July 17, 2009 at 8:31 PM , Blogger Mick said...

no its not funny. It's more sad and the truth which boils down to reality!

therefore, our statements are sad but the truth of the situation.

 
At July 17, 2009 at 8:32 PM , Blogger Mick said...

no its not funny. It's more sad and the truth which boils down to reality!

therefore, our statements are sad but the truth of the situation.

 

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