Gay Pitcher

It could be that Obama is better as a catcher. It's like I've always said, if you are on the covers of Rolling Stone, Gentleman's Quarterly, Vanity Fair, Esquire and Time magazines a lot, you PROBABLY can't throw a baseball. Unless you're a female, then you can pro'bly throw one 120 miles an hour. He's pro'bly better at the great American ASStime than he is at the great American pastime. I bet this fairy knows every Smiths song by heart.