Is Chelsea Handler A Jew?

Chelsea Handler is a half-Jew. Half Jews are a lot more fun than Jews. Madonna is a half-Jew. Madonna called Sinead Oconnor a pile of crap and she called that other pile of crap a pile of crap. The Hole "singer." The Nirvanah guy's ol' lady. And Chelsea Handler calls everybody names. Half Jews have a lot more courage than full Jews. But then a fucking Mexican Hairless has a lot more courage than full Jews.