Can't We Just Leave Kirstie Alley Alone?

Can't we all just let Kirstie Alley grow to the size of the planet Jupiter and quit monitoring her increasing circumference? If she wants to eat all the french fries in existence i say YOU GO GIRL! YOU GO HATHOR! Some women have a sea-cow fantasy where they dream of floating along the world's oceans, taking free cruises on the currents to foreign lands, siphoning krill through their baleen filters, and hurling themselves upwards, out of the sea, and splashing back down in a sparkling spray of tons of water. Kirstie Alley is clearly one of these mastadon titanic pig-women. I say leave her alone.