David Letterman's Stomach-Turning Tongue

I hear Jewvid Jewerman was rippin' on the Palins again. The turds that come outa the Palin womens' asses look prettier and have more class than that fucking skullfaced gaptoothed Jew bastard's scary-ugly kisser. You ever see that fucker's tongue? Once in a while he slides it across his invisible lips and it looks like a grey, thin piece of circular, partially ossified, Martian tentacle. Your stomach knots-up as soon as it emerges from his cancer-faced lips and the tongue goes from left to right, across the screen, and you actually feel your blood pressure drop, like your soul just left your body. It's a good thing he hauls it right back in again otherwise people would fall flat dead in their living rooms, looking at it. It's as though he remembers, every time, "Oh, shit, my tongue looks like something from H.P. Lovecraft, shit I forgot...." and he allows it to whip itself back inside his zombie face. I can't believe every comic on earth ain't each done at least ten minutes on David Letterman's vile, alien, gross, stomach-turning tongue. You know the tongues in the HULU commercials? Those are cute cuddley tongues compared to David Letterman's thin, festering tube of rotted meat that looks like something from a CSI crime scene that was thrown 50 feet from the body by the bomb concussion. On Bones, every week the special effects team works overtime to make the next week's Discovered Rotten Murder Victim look even more revolting on the "examination table and chitchat scene." They once pulled a rotted body out of the bottom of a chemical toilet and displayed it on the table under bright lights and discussed it in detail for a good solid five minutes, the carcass never out of view. Watching that scene and listening to the talk of turds and decay and stench is easier on the stomach than catching a flash of that nightmare nail-like mini monstrosity that David Letterman uses to punctuate and emphasize his exhausting observations on how stupid everyone except him and the gay community is. In honor of him raggin' on one of the Palin children I have included a picture of him rubbing the back of his neck against his son's penis in order to get him used to man-sex at an early age. The kid looks like he ain't enjoyin' it QUITE as much as dad, but I am sure that by the time he is 14 he will be a bonifide graduate faggot just like his cock sucking pop. It's nice to see doctoral-level queers passing the blood-filled baton on to their offspring, as is being demonstrated in this picture of David Letterman turning his little boy, Olivia, into a take-it-in-the-ass queer. Sorry, kid, your Dad is brutalizing Sarah Palin's daughter so I'm brutalizing you. Welcome to your Dad's world of Anything Goes, faggot.