Most Boring You Tube Video On The Worldwide Web

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYLFlJmECX4

In this video Penn Jillette, sitting on his couch, with a camera apparently stuck to a piece of food on his tub of guts, his butt-ugly face dominating the screen, his long, foul, mangey, horsetail hair all over the gay fucking place, with his pudgy, papercut fingers flying through it seductively every three seconds for some reason - none of which would be TO FIX IT - he launches into this boring tale of death-inducing dullness of how Sam Kinison was completely thrown off his game and totally knocked off kilter by a heckler who shouted "Sputnik" when Kinneson said the Russians never did shit in space. Jillette says Kinison said nothing for a second and just stared at the guy and then tossed it off and said, nonchalantly "Oh, well, yeah, that." Jillette then continues on in amazement that for once a heckler caused Kinneson to stumble. This shows you not only how boring Penn Jillette is but how stupid he is on top of it. I wasn't even there at this - whatever it was - and it's pretty evident that if Kinison was screaming that the Russians never accomplished shit in space....that he was joking. For the record, the Russians created the "space race" that provoked the USA TO CONQUER SPACE!!! Which is very likely something Sam Kinison had heard had happened. So what do you do when someone in the audience, as stupid as Penn apparently is, shouts out that the Russians launched Sputnik in order to bring Kinison up to speed on earth history. Kinison obviously realized the guy was retarded and graciously let the guy guy kind of shine in the light of his own stupidity for a while by just saying "oh, well, yeah, there was that." Boring as this posting has been so far it is NOTHING like what you will experience watching and listening to Penn Jillette tell it. It gets worse. Penn obviously made the video himself for the purpose of posting it on You Tube. It's not some mess that someone else made when Penn was drunk. Nope. Penn did this himself and apparently is pretty goddamn pleased with himself. There is one saving grace to the whole video: Penn looks so revoltingly repulsive, it actually obliterates some of the boringness of it. But still doesn't kick it off the top spot for Most Boring You Tube Video On The Worldwide Web.