Obama The Entertainer

President Obama, in his never ending sense of play and good natured parody, today entertained newsmen with his rendition of "an Ethiopian gangsta." Removing his clothing in the manner of his ancestors and grabbing a "foe-tee" as he laughingly called it, the President sat down and sang some songs, first a few Nigerian work songs, and then some plantation favorites from the Old South, among them "Mammy" and "Swahnee River." His lovely wife "Loueezee," as she decided to call herself during the entertainment, went through the crowd simultaneously handing out mint juleps and picking pockets.