Obama Photo Album

Here's a picture of the Obama children on an outing with Barak's male traveling companion Randy. The photos that you always see of the Obama girls are heavily Photoshopped by an obliging press corps who want to put the Obama family in the best possible setting, but this is what they really look like before Industrial Light and Magic goes to work. In this photo their resemblance to their mother is more apparent. You'll notice that they look nothing like Barak. That is because he is not their father. Their real father was one of the African Farkels. The African Farkels do not have red hair and freckles but they do have bright red asses which are very attractive to other Africans during the rutting season, which in Africa is 24-7-365.