Where is Osama Bin Laden?

I told you we don't like questions here. Osama Bin Laden is in Saudi Arabia, the only country that has never been, and will never be, hit by suicide bombers, living comfortably with his family and being rewarded for a job well done. He is not in the mountains of Pakistan suffering a miserable life in the rocks. He's at home. Mission accomplished. He gets to have his cock sucked by the 72 boy virgins early.