Dissing The Masons

First of all I would like to apologize for using a nigger word in the title of this. Hopefully it won't happen again. Second of all The Masons are all-upset because their "holy and sacred apron" is being trivialized by college students who now have "sacred apron" parties instead of toga parties. A toga party is a party where everyone wears a sheet around them and nothing else. Everyone drinks and fixates on the fact that everyone there is naked under the sheet. Eventually they all masturbate each other. The idea is to have girls at the party. Girls will actually show up to a party wearing only a sheet around themselves. But they cant get girls to go to the sacred apron parties because all you wear at the sacred apron party is one of those large rubberized or quilted bibs that the Masons wear in front of their gonads. Like those bags of fur that bagpipers wear that seem very odd. The Masonic apron is sort of u-shaped and covers the upper thighs. It has designs on it that are supposed to be "myseterious." They're really just, well, gay. Masons are Unhappy Fags. They're not like, ya know, Show Tune fags, the ones that are all hyper and upset and giddy and extremely sensitive and critical of SIMPLY EVERYTHING MY GAWWWWD HOW CAN SHE WEAR THAT!!!! Ya know, that kind. The fun kind. Masons are not that kind. Masons are like the
clinically depressed variety of queer. They don't wear "the right clothes" they wear the sacred apron. Period. In real dark rooms. Lit by torches. Masons are not fun. They're real depressing. And creepy. And not the fun kind of creepy like monster movies and Halloween. A different kind of creepy. Serial murder creepy. So college drunken fratboys have taken to having sacred apron parties where they wear just these apronss and with their buttcheeks hangin' out in back. They can't get women to go to these because women have tits. Women don't like to show up at parties with their tits exposed and 90% or their skin exposed. This just ain't them. But the fratboys enjoy wearing just the sacred apron. MOST men are actually queer. They love grabbing their crotches in front of other men and bending back and yelling "I GUT YER ATTITUDE RIGHT HERE FUCKER!!".... "right here" being where their cock and balls are. Men in the workplace love grabbing large dowel-like objects and placing them against their zippers and waggling the object all around for other men to see. Any group of men will always laugh happily at this display when it happens. It happens a lot. Men are always telling other men to suck their cock in hostile tones of voice, the idea being it's not gay if you yell it. Men "humiliate" other men by forcing them to suck their dick. This is not gay according to them. This is dominance and power. Hey: It's gay. It's gay times ten. So while the drunken, marginally heterosexual frat boys are having sacred apron parties, the Masons are not happy about it. their attitude is sort of like Scientologists attitude toward Anonymous: they see it as a surprise assault in force that's knocking them a bit off balance and requiring strategy and war-room meetings to discuss the matter. They're not happy about it in other words. The frat boys have not yet started satirizing Skull and Bones. For some reason.