One Good Aspect of Gay Marriage

Ya know, the Republicans are always all uppitty about fags getting married because Republicans think that getting your cock sucked by men should be restricted to the halls of Congress and the bushes outside Republican headquarters locations from town to town. But having a fag for a husband does have one big advantage over having a twat-owner for a husband - or a wife - and that is, when there is a problem to be solved regarding the storage of things or the streamlining of the way things are "gotten," or making access to various parts of the house easier, or improving the lighting, or just deciding on the furniture - or even getting RID of the furniture - doing these things with a man is a WHOPPING lot easier than doing them with a woman. Even if it's a fag man. Because men can - and you women might want to sit down for this - men can WORK together. Men and women cannot. Men can AGREE on what the problem is. Men and women can never find even the most basic common ground to even begin to agree on what the fundamental problem is. Having a man assisting you in the configuring of physical objects in your environment is a billion times easier with another man - even a dress-wearing transgenderized bleeding-butted aids infected sperm ingesting faggot - than it is with a woman. You cannot work with a woman in creating efficiency. Women have no conception of efficiency. Even the gayest of the most gay of the gaylordiest gay man - is still a man!! - this means that even a fag and a fucking backwoods mountain man who just eats raw grizzly meat he kills himself can work together in peace and harmony to COME TO A DECISION. With women this is impossible for a man to do. A woman considers the coming to a decision about anything to be a sad interruption of the discussion process. Women want to talk and discuss and laugh and be delighted and laugh some more over the PROCESS of coming to a decision. They have no use for the end product of this process, which would be the actual decision. When a decision is made the fun is over for them. For a man, when a decision is made THEN THE FUN BEGINS!! Which would be the PROCESS OF THE TASK!! And then when the task is COMPLETED there is another payoff - which would be THE ENJOYMENT OF THE NEW ARRANGEMENT. Women are only interested in the disussion phase prior to the actual beginning of the work, and the long drawn-out process of CHANGING THE PLANS constantly DURING the implementation of the task. So that the task will never be completed. Because the actual completion of the task is a sad and unhappy and unfulfilling moment for them. They know instinctively that the implementation of the task will result in the termination of the planning process. Which is their favorite part. This is why when men and women are working together in a task involving physical objects, there is constant frustration all over the place. So having a fag queerbait gay motherfucker for a wife or for a husband is great for solving space-arranging and object-location problems. Plus you get to buttfuck each other.