Something Funny Happened Today

A newspaper yesterday ran a cartoon of two cops shooting the Killer Chimp and the thing's all dead and everything, and one cop says, basically, oh shit, who the fuck we gonna get to sign the next stimulus package. Meaning, basically, Obama is a monkey. This is gonna create a lotta shit because NO one is gonna say "Well, Obama IS a monkey." If someone did then it would all disappear. But all the white people are gonna say "Well of course Obama is NOT a monkey, what reparations can we make to all you monkeys i mean niggers i mean quality Americans to just make this all go away?" Look for that cartoonist to be out of a job. He might want to think about running for President. I'll vote for 'im. He seems to have a clear picture of things.