Men Just Don't Care

   After you read the above caption, if you are a man, you will notice that you are laughing and then forgetting all about having ever read the above caption. It served it's purpose: it got a laugh. The end. Show's over. Time to move on. If you are  woman reading the above caption, you are more than just laughing. You are going HELL YEAH FUCK THAT ASSHOLE KILL HIM GIRL!!!
   And now, just for fun, let's pretend that's it's a man standing behind the chair killing his wife by snapping her neck and making the remark about what happens when you cheat. If you are a woman, you are PISSED at this! This is an outrage purportrated by some woman-hating beast and callously calling it comedy.
   Now my question is, why do men not get mad at the above caption, with a woman killing the man, but if it was a man killing a woman, every woman on earth would be demanding the the entire planet take revenge against the person that drew such a picture with such a caption?
    The reason men dont care about a cartoon depicting a wife killing a husband is because we just don't care. We don't care if a woman kills or tortures a man. The worst reaction the whole thing would get would be a brief "Holy shit...." and then that would be the end of it. Why is that? Why don't we care? Because we don't care. It don't concern us. It's the cartoon man's problem. Plus it's only a cartoon. And even if it wasn't we still wouldn't care. It's the dead guy's problem. Maybe he had it coming. Plus, it's not a real dead guy, it's just a cartoon.
   To women though it's not a cartoon. It's reality. Cartoons and movies and plays and puppet shows...they are all real-life to women. PLUS.....women think they are part of a herd. The herd of women. Men don't think of themselves as a herd. We are just us. We will join with other men to fight a common enemy or achieve a common goal, bump chests in a leaping gay way, and then wander off to our separate dens to jack off privately. We are not "all the other men on earth." We are just ourselves.
   Women on the other hand are a herd. A herd that thinks cartoons are reality. When a cartoon man kills a cartoon woman a cry must go out to the universe about it from all the women on earth. Because women are....what would be the word.....retarded!!!