Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Walmart

I dont know why there's a site making fun of Walmart customers. The Walmart employees are even more grotesque. At least the monstrosities shopping there, if for some reason, God forbid, that you need to actually TALK to them, fucked-up as they are, they WILL likely know what you are talking about. And they WILL likely make AT LEAST SOME EFFORT to accomodate you. They won't just fucking stare at you like you just told them their infant son looks like a centipede. Even though he probably does. No, they will think about your problem and after a while offer some suggestions. And maybe even ask a few questions in clarification. Even if they are wearing strips of bacon over their ears and have a ten foot pitch black turd dangling out their ass. The Walmart EMPLOYEE, however, will just look at you. He will CONTINUE to look at you until you leave. If you DON'T leave he will just keep looking at you. It is VERY unnerving. It's like being looked at by a stupid mutant from a Hitlerian propaganda movie attempting to show the opposite of a Perfect Aryan: like something Goebbels dug-up personally for it's revolting, imbecilic qualities to palm-off as the "essence of the Jew."

4 Comments:

At November 11, 2009 at 8:23 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

In August Wal-Mart opened their largest store in New England in our town. A third of the check-outs are manned by Somalians. Have never seen a dirtier group than those slimeballs. They must be the swine flu itself. And, they are multiplying like cockroaches...... A mile away is Target and not one slimeball is employed there.

 
At November 11, 2009 at 8:30 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hell, we shop Wal-Mart for groceries because we can get them a lot cheaper than our grocery stores Hannaford's and Shaws. The bread we buy is $1.50 cheaper and our sub rolls are a $1.25 cheaper. We go where the prices are the cheapest. Since Wal-Mart opened their new store the two grocery chains, Hannaford's and Shaws have become ghost stores. Go in Wal-Mart on Sat and all 38 registers are being used. Go the grocery stores and hey may have 2 or 3 registers going.

Don't know what the blog is saying about Wal-Mart shoppers but we shop there and could care less what some imbecilic moron is saying.

 
At November 11, 2009 at 8:34 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have noticed that the Target employees are a few steps above those employed by Wal-Mart.

 
At November 14, 2009 at 11:07 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

i've noticed that costco employees are ten cuts above every other employees in retail. that's what i've noticed.

 

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