The Mayan Calendar

The Mayan calendar ends in 2012. The Julian calendar, the one we use, ends every Dec 31. Then a new calendar starts. In 2012 on Dec 22 a new Mayan calendar, of 5,000-or-so-plus-years, starts. When the Julian calendar ends nobody panics. Instead they get drunk and fuck someone other than their wives or girlfriends in a drunken orgy of puke and sloppy love making. But for some reason these same people are convinced that when the Mayan calendar - a calendar they never use - ends, so will the EARTH!!!
Why do they believe this? That's real hard to say. A lot of people believe Barak Obama is intelligent. And a Christian. And a citizen. And a heterosexual. It never seems to dawn on any of these people that the Mayans were not even bright enough to stay in existence. And they don't seem to ever consider that the only thing the Mayans used their real long calendar for was to set the dates for mass human sacrifices of children who they fucked beforehand, being, like the Muslims, savage rapists, murderers and cannibals. Unlike the Muslims, however, they ate pork. So they weren't COMPLETELY stupid.