Al Gore, Rush Limbaugh, Vie For Black Hole Status

Al Gore And Rush Limbaugh, the two largest objects in the known universe, have each proclaimed that he will be the first to have accumulated so much mass that even light will not reflect from him but will be absorbed, as will all other matter and energy to come within their individual maelstroms of gravity. Each claims, in other words, that he will be the first human black hole in history. Rush, laughing in his usual snortling way, added, "Mrs. Obama notwithstanding." Al Gore took this to be a very vulgar racist remark and has filed suit with the UN against Limbaugh's comment. Limbaugh responded by eating a 747.