Polar Bears Are Causing Global Warming

The earth can be re-cooled back to where it is supposed to be by killing all polar bears. Polar bears absorb coldness, causing a heat imbalance. Killing all polar bears will release all the coldness they have accumulated and will prevent all further coldness from being lost. Polar bear cubs are especially greedy cold-accumulators. Polar bears turn coldness into fuel. They can live and actually gain weight by absorbing coldness. The more coldness they absorb the more they proliferate. Polar bear populations have never been higher in global history. Peoples' fears of the polar bears "losing their habitat" are misguided. The polar bears are the reason their habitat is disappearing. They are taking all the coldness out of the environment. This is a scientific fact.