Al Sharpton Exclusive

Al Sharpton, the Reverend in no religion in particular, is dying of cancer. Let me be the first to say, even before the fact, our thoughts and prayers and so on and so forth. He'll be missed. You heard it here first. As usual. Did I say he'll be missed? He'll be missed. The REALLY bad part about this fucker dyin' is that we're gonna haffta deal with another dead nigger being "tributed" and having streets in the slums named after him. And that fucking nigger in chief will NEVER let it rest that this guy finally fucking died. And we'll have to hear for years what a great fuckin' guy he was. He was just a guy goofin' on everyone. He was running around doing nothing and making a great living at it. Because he was a "reverend." Jesse Nigger is a "reverend" fa crise sakes and nobody knows what church HE'S fucking affiliated with EITHER. Fuckin' niggers. They live on lies. Oh now, look at me: this was supposed to be an Al Sharpton Memorial Tribute and I turned it into a racist nigger rant. I aplogize. Al Sharpton, dead of cancer at a date to soon be announced. Our thoughts, da-da, da-da, da-da. He'll be missed.