Al Franken

I just watch Al Franken make an "official" rambling, droning, hypnotically dull "speech" to the press. Jesus Christ, this is the most boring public speaker in history. His voice is like aural ether. Holy fuck. This is over and above the empty content. Just the sound of it. No one is ever gonna be able to shut this guy up. He'll talk out loud in Death Valley the day after the Apocalypse and listen closely to every word he's saying and drip cum out of his limp dick with every syllable. Oh, man, he's unreal. Minnesotans must be drearier than moss if THIS guy fires them up..