Time Magazine

The new Time Muslimzine has a big article on "how God thinks." According to Time God changes all the time. He doesn't like one thing one day - he likes it the next day. He's variable. He changes. He is kind of, ya know, a douchebag: like Time magazine writers. Right now God likes Islam. So we should too. Time magazine is the most Hate America publication this side of Palestine. It has the worst writers, the most boring articles, the most pompous attitude regarding their own nonsense, and it's gayer than the Doo Da Parade. They are proclaimed experts on the Bible but it is clear even to a Time magazine subscriber that no one at the office has ever actually read it. So they just make up Bible stuff and their readers, being as vacuuous as the editors and writers, they go oh ok, thanks. A random episode of The Simpsons will provide you with more factual information abour reality than all the issues of Time magazine put together. Time magazine is like a fairyland of gay happy delights where the foulest aspects of humanity are praised and the most virtuous aspects - what few of them there are - are ridiculed. I bet those wailers at the tops of the minarets read portions of Time magazine's latest issue along with the Koran when they are up there interrupting everyone's concentration with their goddamned caterwauling.