Friday, June 26, 2009

Joke

Some chick I know just sent me a joke. I am only printing the good part, 'cause, except for the ending, it's really good.

A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.
On the third day out,the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning..

After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their
situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well,
Sister, this looks pretty grim.'

'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two.'

'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?'

'Anything, Father.'

'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.'

'Well,under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.'

The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.


'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?' She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.

'Father, could I ask something of you?'

'Yes, Sister?'

'I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?'

'I suppose that would be OK,' the Priest replied lifting his robe.

'Oh Father, may I touch it?'

The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection.

2 Comments:

At June 26, 2009 at 1:29 PM , Blogger nobody said...

Stick in in the camel and we can ride into town.

 
At June 26, 2009 at 1:31 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

yeah, that's the bad part of the joke.

 

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