Thursday, April 23, 2009

The White House Press Corps


The White House press corps is the most powerful entity on earth. this is not a good reflection on earth because the white House press corps is composed of three dozen of the dreariest, stupidest, retarded, uninteresting, boring, blowhards this side of American middle management. These guys are in this job until they fucking die because everyone knows that they are never going to show up with a gun. They are not capable of firing a gun, certainly not accurately. It's a long road to the White House press corps and you dont get there until you have years and years of proving yourself to be an unimaginative, slothful, totally lacking in character and integrity dolt. It also is mandatory that you have absolutely no writing or thinking skils and not one original idea in the history of your preposterous life. the way you stay in the press corps is to never ask an interesting or meaningful question. This makes the President feel safe. Because Presidents are usually not much smarter than press corps reporters. Then you write whatever you want or put a spin on it that is vague enough to where you cannot actually be pinned down to anything but not so vague that it fails to advance the agenda of your particular boss. Press corps bosses are usually frustrated Idi Amins. The "press" is a surreal world of elitists who cannot put an interesting sentence together out of any of the 500,000 words in the English language. EVery newspaper and every news report is exactly the same as they were 75 years ago. Meaningless and maudlin and usually "morally outraged" or "morally disappointed" at something. Press bosses think they are heavenly beings whose job it is to get everyone to behave "in a proper" manner. Which is, to behave like the media boss says. Which is usually some first grade version of a fairy tale. Press moguls are not bright guys. They are usually unwashed, unhealthy guys with one or more STD's. They are all convinced they are geniuses. Very few have an IQ over 100. So they are not geniuses. They're like car salesmen who sell self-righteousness. People must need to buy self righteousness because they sell a lot of it.

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