Skiing Helmets Update

You heard it here first, and now it's on the table: mandatory helmets for skiers. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT didn't take long: two seconds after she died. Somebody actually had the nerve to ask me "Why didn't they go all apefire after Sonny Bono died skiing?"
'Cause Sonny Bono was FUCKING CLOWN, that's why. Who gives a shit about CLOWNS?? But oh dear, miss Heathrow Ledgerdemain Covington Longfellow Redgrave Carstairs Richardson The Third???????....: Oh dear; oh dear me; what a tragedy; we all must do something; Scones anyone?" Mark my words: mandatory global ski helmets will be the first world-wide legislation. After that, One World will be inevitable. Then we all die. Probably of starvation. Unless you have a little garden in your back yard that the Mexicans haven't raided. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Fuck you all.